13 November 2010
11 November 2010
Word Of The Day - Archive
These are a selection of my words of the day - real words with NEW meanings that I have invented and posted on Twitter daily.
BLASTOCYSTIS - use of explosives to destroy tiny parasites, (bit of overkill actually).
RSPB - what you write on party invitations when you want a reply by carrier pigeon.
CORDON BLEU - a French road block
INDULGENT - "When I stabbed that boring man, my knife was indulgent".
PROGNOSTICATE - to guess what's coming up on TV.
DECREPIT - to remove a very old French pancake.
CULTURE - bacteria in a petri dish with an appreciation of fine arts and books.
CLANDESTINE - the secret fate of a Scottish family.
NEONATAL - the name of the hero in a South African remake of The Matrix.
FRANTIC - the mark a teacher makes when having to check homework hurriedly.
EUREKA - telling your neighbour he has body odour (from The Beano 1952).
SABBATICAL - a year of Sundays.
STEWARD - complicated casserole recipe.
ARKANSAS - woodworking tool used by Noah and his sons.
CONTENT - deception that going camping is a good idea.
SHOWER - From olde English myths. When the sky god wanted to impress the earth god, he would say "I will show her".
SUPPURATE - Having eaten dinner.
SERF - someone who's enslaved by the Internet.
ICONOCLAST - the name of the final Apple Store opened in Conoc, Peru (see iConocFirst).
DIODE - Welsh loan shark.
iCHING - a type of cash register made by Apple.
TITTLE - a job description that makes you laugh, such as calling a receptionist "The Welcome".
SUBAUDITION (this is a real word!!!) - Applying to be on the underwater version of Britain's Got Talent.
RUBRIC - a procedure for solving that annoying coloured cube problem.
DEGRADE - giving a student a score between C and E.
VELOCIRAPTOR - a particularly mean-looking Italian scooter.
CONDIMENT - a trick explained by a Welshman.
FORESOOTH - olde English expression for those occasions when threesooth just weren't enough.
INHIBITION - an exhibition held behind closed doors.
BEARD - from an old pirate phrase to new recruits "Be 'ard, grow some 'air on yer face!"
LUPIN - a plant the seeds of which turn people into wolves (see LUPINE).
AMBULATORY - being walked to hospital.
WHINE - what you do if you find your bottle of Zinfandel is corked.
CULT - a young horse that has joined a strange religion. See also OCCULT - Irish version.
PIQUANT - what you need if you want 3.1416 of something.
TARE - the weight of all the oil deposited on the coast of the Gulf of Mexico.
VAPID - Very rapid, or flat out.
MORGANATIC - someone who is really, REALLY, keen on cars made by a minor British company.
REMORSE - sending a coded message of regret again.
KOAN - what is the sound of one hand... making a 3D geometric shape?
PANACHE - the pain you feel when your flamboyant cooking goes wrong.
RHAPSODIZE - ya know what I'm saying when you look at the earth/You want to enthoose over what it's worth/C'MON!!!
HETEROGENEOUS - male and female geneous (as opposed to homogeneous).
Spanish #wotd SENOR : a retired gentleman.
Italian #wotd : PORTFOLIO - a Mediterranean dockyard used for the export of leather briefcases.
POST-MORTEM - A new Fed-Ex delivery service for funeral parlors.
PENINSULA - a very isolated writing implement.
DINOSAUR - a special steak knife for cutting up REALLY old meat.
TARRY - a verb used to describe the slow dispersal of oil in the Gulf of Mexico.
DECIDUOUS - trees that made a choice to shed their leaves annually.
HAPTICS - the marks your schoolteacher put on your essay about a Thomas Hardy sonnet.
DOGGEREL - (bad) poetry written by Lassie when she embarked on a new post-rescue career.
BUXOM - Old English word for a chest that can be worth a lot in certain circumstances.
CONVENTION - the tradition amongst nuns to ignore immoral men.
OBESE - a combination of "obey" and "ease", it denotes how easy it is to do what food adverts suggest: eat, eat, eat.
BIFURCATE - purchasing a coat for a pet Sphynx.
BUSTICATE (real word!) Eating until you explode.
BEHEMOTH - this is one HUGE moth you wouldn't want to attract with a night light. Big as a hippopotamus (Job 40:15)
INCEPTION - The planning process for a new pub.
French #wotd BEAUCOUP - how the Normans described the overthrow of King Harold by archers.
ANGIOPLASTY - cosmetic surgery for one of the stars of Eastenders.
SENTIENCE - the ability to put a group of words together so that they are intelligible.
MANIFESTO - Italian word, when a horse's mane and tail are decorated for a saint's day.
IMPEDIMENTA - the name of a character in the #dconv Bible drama who's bags were always getting in the way
DISCUSSION - a debate about music.
BLAZER - a jacket that is susceptible to bursting into flames spontaneously.
CONSCIENCE - faked results from experimentation.
PALLADIAN - of Greek origin, translates as "He ain't heavy, he's my brother" .
SWEATER - someone who insists on wearing a jumper on the London Tube in summer.
SHENANIGANS - female nanigans, particularly devious ones.
INVENTORY : a ficticious list of stock in a warehouse.
BLASTOCYSTIS - use of explosives to destroy tiny parasites, (bit of overkill actually).
RSPB - what you write on party invitations when you want a reply by carrier pigeon.
CORDON BLEU - a French road block
INDULGENT - "When I stabbed that boring man, my knife was indulgent".
PROGNOSTICATE - to guess what's coming up on TV.
DECREPIT - to remove a very old French pancake.
CULTURE - bacteria in a petri dish with an appreciation of fine arts and books.
CLANDESTINE - the secret fate of a Scottish family.
NEONATAL - the name of the hero in a South African remake of The Matrix.
FRANTIC - the mark a teacher makes when having to check homework hurriedly.
EUREKA - telling your neighbour he has body odour (from The Beano 1952).
SABBATICAL - a year of Sundays.
STEWARD - complicated casserole recipe.
ARKANSAS - woodworking tool used by Noah and his sons.
CONTENT - deception that going camping is a good idea.
SHOWER - From olde English myths. When the sky god wanted to impress the earth god, he would say "I will show her".
SUPPURATE - Having eaten dinner.
SERF - someone who's enslaved by the Internet.
ICONOCLAST - the name of the final Apple Store opened in Conoc, Peru (see iConocFirst).
DIODE - Welsh loan shark.
iCHING - a type of cash register made by Apple.
TITTLE - a job description that makes you laugh, such as calling a receptionist "The Welcome".
SUBAUDITION (this is a real word!!!) - Applying to be on the underwater version of Britain's Got Talent.
RUBRIC - a procedure for solving that annoying coloured cube problem.
DEGRADE - giving a student a score between C and E.
VELOCIRAPTOR - a particularly mean-looking Italian scooter.
CONDIMENT - a trick explained by a Welshman.
FORESOOTH - olde English expression for those occasions when threesooth just weren't enough.
INHIBITION - an exhibition held behind closed doors.
BEARD - from an old pirate phrase to new recruits "Be 'ard, grow some 'air on yer face!"
LUPIN - a plant the seeds of which turn people into wolves (see LUPINE).
AMBULATORY - being walked to hospital.
WHINE - what you do if you find your bottle of Zinfandel is corked.
CULT - a young horse that has joined a strange religion. See also OCCULT - Irish version.
PIQUANT - what you need if you want 3.1416 of something.
TARE - the weight of all the oil deposited on the coast of the Gulf of Mexico.
VAPID - Very rapid, or flat out.
MORGANATIC - someone who is really, REALLY, keen on cars made by a minor British company.
REMORSE - sending a coded message of regret again.
KOAN - what is the sound of one hand... making a 3D geometric shape?
PANACHE - the pain you feel when your flamboyant cooking goes wrong.
RHAPSODIZE - ya know what I'm saying when you look at the earth/You want to enthoose over what it's worth/C'MON!!!
HETEROGENEOUS - male and female geneous (as opposed to homogeneous).
Spanish #wotd SENOR : a retired gentleman.
Italian #wotd : PORTFOLIO - a Mediterranean dockyard used for the export of leather briefcases.
POST-MORTEM - A new Fed-Ex delivery service for funeral parlors.
PENINSULA - a very isolated writing implement.
DINOSAUR - a special steak knife for cutting up REALLY old meat.
TARRY - a verb used to describe the slow dispersal of oil in the Gulf of Mexico.
DECIDUOUS - trees that made a choice to shed their leaves annually.
HAPTICS - the marks your schoolteacher put on your essay about a Thomas Hardy sonnet.
DOGGEREL - (bad) poetry written by Lassie when she embarked on a new post-rescue career.
BUXOM - Old English word for a chest that can be worth a lot in certain circumstances.
CONVENTION - the tradition amongst nuns to ignore immoral men.
OBESE - a combination of "obey" and "ease", it denotes how easy it is to do what food adverts suggest: eat, eat, eat.
BIFURCATE - purchasing a coat for a pet Sphynx.
BUSTICATE (real word!) Eating until you explode.
BEHEMOTH - this is one HUGE moth you wouldn't want to attract with a night light. Big as a hippopotamus (Job 40:15)
INCEPTION - The planning process for a new pub.
French #wotd BEAUCOUP - how the Normans described the overthrow of King Harold by archers.
ANGIOPLASTY - cosmetic surgery for one of the stars of Eastenders.
SENTIENCE - the ability to put a group of words together so that they are intelligible.
MANIFESTO - Italian word, when a horse's mane and tail are decorated for a saint's day.
IMPEDIMENTA - the name of a character in the #dconv Bible drama who's bags were always getting in the way
DISCUSSION - a debate about music.
BLAZER - a jacket that is susceptible to bursting into flames spontaneously.
CONSCIENCE - faked results from experimentation.
PALLADIAN - of Greek origin, translates as "He ain't heavy, he's my brother" .
SWEATER - someone who insists on wearing a jumper on the London Tube in summer.
SHENANIGANS - female nanigans, particularly devious ones.
INVENTORY : a ficticious list of stock in a warehouse.
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