A computer geek was in the local park one day with his laptop, busily tapping away when he heard a noise and looked up to see a frog.
The frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how intelligent and brave you are and how you are my hero.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your sex goddess for an entire week: ” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything that you want.” Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked: “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a whole year and do a n y t h i n g you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The man said: “Look, I’m a computer geek. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is sooo cool.”
From http://www.geeks.co.uk/2009/07/20/2513/
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