16 December 2013

The rise and rise of data encryption for everyone

Years ago, I came across stories of a government-backed scheme to monitor communications traffic. This project was established by the USA, UK, Canadian, Australian and New Zealand governments (“FiveEyes”) to monitor phone calls, faxes, emails, etc, on a worldwide basis. “Ah”, you might say, “I’ve read about the NSA monitoring in the recent news”. I’m not talking about that, I’m describing Project ECHELON, which was set up in the 1960s as part of the Cold War.

By the end of the 20th century, this system had evolved beyond its military and diplomatic origins to become "a global system for the interception of private and commercial communications" (according to a European Parliamentary report). In 2001, the EU Committee investigating ECHELON recommended to the European Parliament that EU citizens routinely use encryption in their communications to protect privacy - to counter economic espionage conducted by US intelligence services via ECHELON.

So, when the disclosures by a former NSA contractor began to be revealed by the press in 2013, it was not exactly “new” news - at least to people who knew about ECHELON. Because of the way the disclosures have been made and the major increase in on-line communication during the 21st century, a huge public debate has started about how governments spy on their citizens and other people worldwide.

Edward Snowden, the NSA leaker, has been called variously: a hero; a patriot; a whistleblower; a traitor; and a dissident. Which moniker applies depends upon your point of view.  Should we expect our emails to be private, or should the government be allowed to check (in secret) for “threats to national security”?

A lot of people believe that, while they have nothing to hide, they have a fundamental right to privacy. In line with the recommendation made back in 2001 by that EU report, many have resorted to using encryption to keep the contents of their online communications private. What exactly does it mean to encrypt email?

If you know your World War 2 history, you will have heard of the Enigma machines used by the German military to keep their communications secret.  Messages were coded via a complicated mechanism, broadcast to the recipient who would use the same type of machine to decode the message. The coding/decoding method changed regularly by means of new “keycodes”. It took the Allied forces a long time, but they eventually managed to break the Enigma coding system and read the secret messages.

The same idea is used today.  An email is passed through encryption software and then the coded message is mailed. The recipient uses a decoding version of the software to decrypt (unscramble) the message and read it. There are several types of encryption, some involving more and more lengthy or complex keycodes. However, as the sophistication of such software has increased, you can be sure that the capabilities of the NSA, GCHQ and other services have also increased, as has the legal backing for their actions.

The Lavabit email service tried to provide secure email by automatically encrypting all email sent through their servers. Lavabit decided to close down in August 2013 after the US Government ordered it to hand over its SSL private key (which opened all email to official scrutiny).


Encryption is being used more widely. You can keep your secrets away from most people. It just makes the security services work a tiny bit harder to read your data if they choose to. You can’t (yet) keeps things secret from THEM.

30 September 2013

Getting started with floor sanding

Would you like a DIY project? Have you thought about sanding a floor? Read on!

Wooden flooring is very popular, but not all wooden floors can be sanded. If you have a laminate-type floor, you are out of luck. The surface is only a few millimetres thick and is made of formica, or similar, over chipboard or MDF (medium-density fibreboard). In a building with original floorboards, sanding and lacquering can return them to a fantastic appearance. With a few rugs scattered on the floor, it can be very stylish indeed.

Here are a few tips for getting ready to start on a floor sanding project:

Speak with your neighbours about the work. This is because an electric floor sander is very noisy. You need to let them know when you intend to do the work, ensuring it is in daytime. An average floor can be sanded over a weekend.

Prepare the floor before you sand it!  Ensure the room is empty of furniture if at all possible. Check the condition of the floorboards and fix them up as necessary (replace rotten boards with other old boards; ensure all nail heads are well tapped down, screw down loose boards, fill any gaps with suitable material, and so on).

You will probably need to hire an electric sander (most people don’t own one), but you may not realise you need two, a large sander for most of the floor, and an EDGE sander, which has a smaller head for reaching right up to the skirting boards.

It is important to seal around the door, as it will be closed whilst you sand the floor and you don’t want dust to get into other rooms (if at all possible). Masking tape is useful for sealing the door frame temporarily.  It can help to have any outside window fully open, for ventilation.

It’s also a good idea to wear overalls with a tightly closed neck and straps to seal the arms and legs for the same reason. Dust is SO itchy! You must also wear a mask to protect your eyes and lungs.

Oh, and ensure you have everything you need INSIDE the room before you seal the doorway!


So, how do you actually sand a floor? That is in another article.

03 September 2012

Apple v Samsung - a rant (sorry)


Do you remember the stunning "1984" advert Apple ran to promote the Mac against the then-ubiquitous IBM PC?

Well, now that Apple is the biggest company in the world, and has the biggest market share in tablets and smartphones, it seems it won't stop until it owns the WHOLE market for tablets and smartphones. Sounds like IBM used to act.

Surely, Mr Cook, you can leave some space for other manufacturers? We customers do like a little choice, and I don't mean how much memory our iPad has. Patenting absolutely everything AND THEN REFUSING REASONABLE LICENCING TERMS doesn't make sense.

Nokia earns over $500 million a year for licensing patents to companies like Apple. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/may/14/nokia-falls-back-on-patents)

Nokia won against Apple in court over licencing and Apple agreed terms. So Apple is prepared to come to agreements over licencing patents. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13759612

It is rumoured that Nokia now makes more profit when Apple sells an iPhone than it does from selling one of its own phones. If Apple agreed reasonable terms with companies like Samsung, say $5 per device to cover all patents, it would be very lucrative for Apple too. 

The whole patent litigation action in the IT world is making ordinary users very fed up. It is just a serious waste of money and a distraction for these manufacturers who should be spending their time and money on innovation and bringing new products to market.

21 March 2012

My job, a poem

I work as a temp in IT.
(That doesn't spell 'it' but 'eye tea'.)
That's computers and stuff
And it can be quite tough
To get home on time. Dearie me!

21 July 2011

Johnny and the meal prayer - joke

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away. "Johnny, wait until we've said our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer before eating at our house." "That's at our house," Johnny explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."

15 June 2011

Future Apple products?

- iGlass - Apple optician service
- iScream - Apple horror-movie, frozen-treat mixed franchise
- iDeere - an Apple-branded tractor
- iKnow - Apple encyclopedia
- iWant - Christmas gift planner app for kids
- iDunno - Apple teenager speech translator app
- iExpectso - Apple future-event predictor
- iCan - Motivational thoughts app
- iCan'tBelieveItsNotButter - buttermilk/margarine spread
(sorry, that last one is real)

12 June 2011

An old apple limerick

There was a young lady from Rhyde,
Who ate loads of apples and died.
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented,
And made cider inside her inside.