15 June 2011

Future Apple products?

- iGlass - Apple optician service
- iScream - Apple horror-movie, frozen-treat mixed franchise
- iDeere - an Apple-branded tractor
- iKnow - Apple encyclopedia
- iWant - Christmas gift planner app for kids
- iDunno - Apple teenager speech translator app
- iExpectso - Apple future-event predictor
- iCan - Motivational thoughts app
- iCan'tBelieveItsNotButter - buttermilk/margarine spread
(sorry, that last one is real)

12 June 2011

An old apple limerick

There was a young lady from Rhyde,
Who ate loads of apples and died.
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented,
And made cider inside her inside.