30 September 2013

Getting started with floor sanding

Would you like a DIY project? Have you thought about sanding a floor? Read on!

Wooden flooring is very popular, but not all wooden floors can be sanded. If you have a laminate-type floor, you are out of luck. The surface is only a few millimetres thick and is made of formica, or similar, over chipboard or MDF (medium-density fibreboard). In a building with original floorboards, sanding and lacquering can return them to a fantastic appearance. With a few rugs scattered on the floor, it can be very stylish indeed.

Here are a few tips for getting ready to start on a floor sanding project:

Speak with your neighbours about the work. This is because an electric floor sander is very noisy. You need to let them know when you intend to do the work, ensuring it is in daytime. An average floor can be sanded over a weekend.

Prepare the floor before you sand it!  Ensure the room is empty of furniture if at all possible. Check the condition of the floorboards and fix them up as necessary (replace rotten boards with other old boards; ensure all nail heads are well tapped down, screw down loose boards, fill any gaps with suitable material, and so on).

You will probably need to hire an electric sander (most people don’t own one), but you may not realise you need two, a large sander for most of the floor, and an EDGE sander, which has a smaller head for reaching right up to the skirting boards.

It is important to seal around the door, as it will be closed whilst you sand the floor and you don’t want dust to get into other rooms (if at all possible). Masking tape is useful for sealing the door frame temporarily.  It can help to have any outside window fully open, for ventilation.

It’s also a good idea to wear overalls with a tightly closed neck and straps to seal the arms and legs for the same reason. Dust is SO itchy! You must also wear a mask to protect your eyes and lungs.

Oh, and ensure you have everything you need INSIDE the room before you seal the doorway!


So, how do you actually sand a floor? That is in another article.

03 September 2012

Apple v Samsung - a rant (sorry)


Do you remember the stunning "1984" advert Apple ran to promote the Mac against the then-ubiquitous IBM PC?

Well, now that Apple is the biggest company in the world, and has the biggest market share in tablets and smartphones, it seems it won't stop until it owns the WHOLE market for tablets and smartphones. Sounds like IBM used to act.

Surely, Mr Cook, you can leave some space for other manufacturers? We customers do like a little choice, and I don't mean how much memory our iPad has. Patenting absolutely everything AND THEN REFUSING REASONABLE LICENCING TERMS doesn't make sense.

Nokia earns over $500 million a year for licensing patents to companies like Apple. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/may/14/nokia-falls-back-on-patents)

Nokia won against Apple in court over licencing and Apple agreed terms. So Apple is prepared to come to agreements over licencing patents. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13759612

It is rumoured that Nokia now makes more profit when Apple sells an iPhone than it does from selling one of its own phones. If Apple agreed reasonable terms with companies like Samsung, say $5 per device to cover all patents, it would be very lucrative for Apple too. 

The whole patent litigation action in the IT world is making ordinary users very fed up. It is just a serious waste of money and a distraction for these manufacturers who should be spending their time and money on innovation and bringing new products to market.

21 March 2012

My job, a poem

I work as a temp in IT.
(That doesn't spell 'it' but 'eye tea'.)
That's computers and stuff
And it can be quite tough
To get home on time. Dearie me!

21 July 2011

Johnny and the meal prayer - joke

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away. "Johnny, wait until we've said our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer before eating at our house." "That's at our house," Johnny explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."

15 June 2011

Future Apple products?

- iGlass - Apple optician service
- iScream - Apple horror-movie, frozen-treat mixed franchise
- iDeere - an Apple-branded tractor
- iKnow - Apple encyclopedia
- iWant - Christmas gift planner app for kids
- iDunno - Apple teenager speech translator app
- iExpectso - Apple future-event predictor
- iCan - Motivational thoughts app
- iCan'tBelieveItsNotButter - buttermilk/margarine spread
(sorry, that last one is real)

12 June 2011

An old apple limerick

There was a young lady from Rhyde,
Who ate loads of apples and died.
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented,
And made cider inside her inside.

01 April 2011

The Talking Dog Joke

A man visits a theatrical agent, claiming he has a talking dog. "Show me!" says the agent.

The man turns to his dog and says, "Rex, what do you find on trees?" The dog responds, "Bark!"

"Do you like biscuits?" asks the man. The dog says "Yep!"

"What is on the top of a house?" the man next asks. "Roof!" replies the dog.

"That's terrible, get outta here!" shouts the agent.

As they leave, the dog looks up at his owner and says, "Should I have said chimney?"